Girls Just Wanna Have Blood (Teenage Bloodsuckin' Bimbos)



If you're a fan of cheesy, over-the-top, tacky horror comedies filled with sex, blood, and hot vampire girls... boy, do we have just the movie for you. GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE BLOOD has all of this, and plenty more during its hilarious and sexy runtime. The film was originally called "Teenage Bloodsuckin' Bimbos" which you will hear referenced to in the movie and in the song during the credits, but the title is ridiculously appropriate for what you'll get with this movie: hot teen bimbos who suck blood and feast on the living! The living, in this case, is mostly bikers that are lured to the house, drank and killed using the girls incredibly good looks and teasing language. Girls Just Wanna Have Blood was written and directed by Anthony Catanese and stars Destyne Marshai as Trish, Penny Praline as April, Gigi Gustin as Stacy - the original three girl vampire group - and Amanda Renee as the lead female who gets turned and becomes the newest member of the bloodsucking bimbo supergroup. The film is outrageous - filled with cheesy one-liners and an absurd story based pretty much entirely on sexuality - and it's fucking great. If you're the type of horror fans that has an open mind and loves mindless comedy mixed with some good ol' fashioned blood, violence and vampires, this movie is going to make for a great Saturday night movie!


Jessica is pretty miserable with her life, but at not fault to herself; her mother Lucy (Bettina Skye) is kinda a mess, selling her body and coming home wasted with bikers to earn money. After getting bullied by some girls from her school, Jessica befriends the Teenage Bloodsuckin' Bimbos Trish, April and Stacy. The vampire girls help Jessica get some pretty wicked revenge on the bullies before she commits to eternal vampiric life with the girls. The girls end up luring the men that Lucy brings home into Jessica's bedroom to feast upon, and Jessica pretty much instantly regrets being turned - and vows that she will kill the sire of the group, Trish, to free herself from the grip of death that she has over her. Will she succeed in destroying the sexy Trish, or will she be doomed to eternal damnation, forced to feed upon drunk biker blood forever?! Find out in... Girls Just Wanna Have Blood!


What the fuck is there not to love about hot vampire girls in minimal clothing draining the blood of their enemies and bikers and making out after?! I'll answer for ya: nothing!!! This film oozes cheese, and if you're anything like me who loves some good cheese, this movie will get you laughing with its over-the-top antics, badass metal soundtrack, dreadfully good special effects, and blood covered babes. The acting is very laid back and fun, much like the jokes in the movie; nothing in this film is too serious, and that's what makes it such a fun horror comedy. While the plot is as basic as it could be, it's the execution of the story that was just done so well and easy going that lets the film really go a little off the beaten path of your everyday horror (I mean, someone literally yells "worldstar!" during a fight scene, come on!). But I promise you, the cheese and craziness of this movie are what make it so, so good and makes for a great light hearted rental. There's definitely a particular audience that this film was made for, and it's either you get it, or you don't. But if this trashy horror sounds anything like something you'd enjoy, I highly recommend giving this movie a chance! Even if you hate the comedy and the story, at least you're getting hot vampire babes, right?! Win-win! Check it out!!!


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